444: Hank Brown
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Why are humans not transparent? If you lived on a moon, would you know it? What did cavemen dream about? How does Good Store work with other companies? How do you deal with the grief of having limited time left with your parents? …Hank and John Green have answers!
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to a Complexly podcast. |
| 0:09.1 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:11.4 | Yours, I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank. |
| 0:13.7 | It's a comedy podcast where two brothers rasp you your questions, give you, do beautiful advice, |
| 0:20.7 | and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC, Wimbled, and John. |
| 0:24.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:25.0 | Do you know who can have 10 liters of gasoline without getting sick? |
| 0:32.0 | A car? |
| 0:33.0 | Jerry can. |
| 0:35.0 | Good old Jerry. |
| 0:38.6 | Hi. How are you doing? |
| 0:40.2 | I am not doing good. |
| 0:42.0 | I can tell just from your intro, it was low energy. |
| 0:45.8 | It was raspy. |
| 0:47.3 | I can tell that you're sick, which is weird because we were together yesterday and you were fine. |
| 0:51.4 | I was fine. |
| 0:52.6 | I was fine. |
| 0:53.4 | I'm not on my 24-hour flight home. |
| 0:56.9 | Yeah, Hank and I had a really- A lot of things went bad on the way home. The first flight got delayed. |
| 1:01.4 | I had to reschedule it and then after rescheduling to a much later flight, my last flight got delayed a lot. |
| 1:07.4 | And we landed in Missoula at 22 in the morning after having waken up at like |
| 1:13.4 | 422 in the morning Montana time. Yeah, it was not an easy schedule flight day for you. |
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