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Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

Yours, I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank.

It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you dubious advice,

and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon, John.

Yeah.

I actually have recently started to rent out one of my toilets to a British soldier.

Well, you're a land lord.

Yeah, but only for British soldiers, which is a real betrayal of my roots.

I asked him, and he said that he's a lieutenant.

I like how he said it's a betrayal of your roots as if, like, your ancestors participated in the American Revolution.

We can't be providing quarter to British soldiers. That's like the main American thing.

That is true. I mean, ostensibly, we also can't provide quarter to American soldiers.

Yeah, no, that's also a big deal.

Shouldn't do that.

It is in the Constitution.

So you've been illegally lieutenanting.

Yeah, well, no, it's okay as long as it's not forcible.

It's just a betrayal of my roots.

I'm okay.

We had an amazing Project for Awesome.

I chose a British joke because during the Project for Awesome, I was forced to speak in a British accent.

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