#4423 Floor & Decor + The Machine

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Andrew pitches Luke on an idea for a special episode of TBTL that he really wants to produce. They figure out if they can make it work. They also discuss the story of a jerk who went to Australia and snatched a baby wombat away from its mother. And we get a very detailed answer to a question about battery powered radios!

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0:00.0	I, Chris Locke, do solemnly swear, to have and behold, to take and forever, forever and ever,
0:10.3	thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, through sickness unto and health, to have and to hold,
0:19.5	the sun is forever blasting
0:21.6	people are strange
0:25.0	when you're a stranger
0:26.4	forever and ever
0:28.6	thine is the kingdom
0:30.9	oh heavenly
0:32.6	lasting love
0:34.5	the water is running
0:36.5	forever and ever do I solemnly take you? Yes, I do.
0:44.4	T, T, B, T, B, Tm.
0:51.0	Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is?
0:55.4	It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
1:02.4	Are you taking my duplication investigation seriously? Are you disrespecting my duplication
1:07.2	investigation? Jumpman, jump man. Them boys up to something. Oh, oh, oh, I think I need
1:12.9	some robitussin. We've got a basket full of bread, water, and now all we need is some great
1:18.2	conversation. All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Friday edition
1:26.0	of TBTL the show that just might be too
1:29.1	beautiful to live.
1:30.5	It may seem highfalutin, but trust me, you're going to like art.
1:34.9	My name is Luke Burbank.
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