#4422 Sew Me, Sew Me For What?

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Luke explains the ancient art of “rattle canning” to Andrew, which reminds Andrew of a disturbing site he saw recently. They also discuss the backlash to the awful new designs on official MLB team hats…including the one that unintentionally spells something bawdy.

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0:00.0	Chase, what's your favorite thing to snack on when you're jamming out to music?
0:04.0	Um, I don't know. Everything's good.
0:06.0	Okay, well, we're streaming live on Bagel Bytes TV, so can you say bagel bites?
0:11.0	Oh yeah, bagel bites.
0:13.0	Okay, great, but can you say it in a sentence? Like, I'm Chase Dreams, and when I'm jamming out to music, I love to eat bagel bites. I'm Chase Dreams, and when I'm jamming out to music, I love to eat bagel bites.
0:22.6	Okay, great. Congrats on whatever it is you do.
0:25.6	TvTL.
0:26.6	TBTL, coming across the airwaves full of love through the sky.
0:36.6	There is one more thing.
0:37.8	The network has received
0:38.7	quite a few angry phone calls
0:40.1	from older viewers
0:41.1	about our theme song.
0:43.2	Really?
0:44.0	I think her that theme song,
0:45.2	Zassy.
0:48.5	Laughter, a sure sign of a good time.
0:51.7	A year ago, this is exactly
0:53.0	what Greg Kinnear was doing,
0:58.0	but now he has an Oscar for Sliding Doors 3, colon, jingle all the door. Things are going to start happening to me now.
1:02.0	Well, all right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone
1:06.0	to a Thursday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be.
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