442 - Tim Dillon & His A.I. Friends

The Tim Dillon Show

News Commentary, Comedy, News

4.7 • 13.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Tim discusses being inducted into the Harvard Lampoon, the political schism over Israel, Democrats rebranding with Elissa Slotkin, Elon Musk’s exit from DOGE, Prince Harry complaining about no longer getting royal security, and Mark Zuckerberg telling us all to make AI friends.

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be
0:06.8	wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain
0:13.0	that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching
0:18.7	their peak in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather?
0:25.6	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.7	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:31.9	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
0:33.9	Thank you for being with us again.
0:36.3	Thank you to everyone who watched the Candace Owens episode.
0:39.2	I know that that did very well.
0:41.5	We appreciate Candice coming on and she's
0:43.4	hella pregnant, as she said.
0:45.3	She's about to pop and then
0:46.6	it was nice to have her on.
0:48.8	Some of my Jewish
0:51.0	friends texted me
0:53.0	and they were not
0:53.8	thrilled about it, you know?
0:57.3	They were not happy about it.
1:00.1	And, hey, not everyone's going to be happy all the time.
1:04.5	Not everyone's going to be happy all the time.
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