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The Tim Dillon Show

443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Tim discusses Dave Portnoy’s interesting reaction to controversy, Jennifer Aniston’s stalker charged with felonies, the conflict between India & Pakistan, Joe Biden’s recent appearance on The View, a new Luigi Mangione musical & a Disneyland theme park in Abu Dhabi.

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome with the Tim Dillon show.

0:03.0

Thank you all for joining us again.

0:06.1

And I'm making a sign for Dave Portnoy's bar in Philadelphia that says something nice about the Jews.

0:17.2

And I'm just going to put that up because just to even it out.

0:25.3

Because that guy, that guy, Mo Khan, he went out and he did a, he had one of those signs that the, you know, like they hold up at the bar.

0:39.4

You know, it's like, it usually is like happy birthday or go Lakers.

0:45.1

And this time, I believe it was, fuck the Jews.

0:49.1

And Dave Portnoy was upset about that.

0:51.1

So now him and the, and he said he was going to, he was going to pay for the kid to go to Auschwitz.

0:59.1

He was going to send him to Auschwitz, which is kind of nice.

1:03.0

It's kind of a nice thing to pay for a trip there.

1:05.8

But then he reneged on that.

1:07.6

And now him and the kid are like in a legal battle.

1:10.1

And then the kid started

1:11.2

like a go fund me. And he's got like 15,000 in the go fund me. Which I don't, I don't know what's

1:19.3

going on. But the kid like, obviously it's stupid to do that. The internet's not real life. You can't,

1:26.4

you can't, it's not, you can't do that.

1:31.0

But he's raised 15 G's.

1:34.8

I don't know what's going on.

1:37.0

I'm telling you, if you think, supposedly the kids like, hey, I'm in a fight with the Jews.

1:41.7

And he raised 15 Gs.

1:43.5

I'm telling you this right now.

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