Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. You know, Regis and Kathy Lee are done.

Kelly and Michael, I think, are done. I don't even know. Who's the New Anderson Cooper and whoever?

I just think this country needs a new morning show. And it would look exactly or very similar to this.

I think this is what we might have a little bit of a nicer backdrop, but a morning

show for America would be Candace and Tim in the morning. We lead with the person who's,

she's just done a little better, let's be honest, and follow her accounts and exposure. And I am,

I will tag right along. And, uh, I mean, first of all, thank you for doing this. Candice and Tim.

Candice, oh, yeah, for sure.

It was like Regis and Kelly.

I play my position.

I know the deal.

Candice and Tim, I fully know my, I fully play my position.

I show up, you hand me an index card.

I'm good.

That's good.

I go, for sure, yeah.

Okay, good.

Great. You know, I wanted to tell you a fun story that I think you'll like.

I don't you, I know that you probably, you know your reach, but I think it surprises you sometimes.

I was at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

A French guy who checks me in all the time goes, get over here.

I thought there was like a problem in the hotel.

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