#4419 Capitol Thrills

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew both had busy weekends involving live comedy, fancy dinners, confusing bocce, spilt water, and incredibly beautiful movies about impossibly tragic events. They also lost an hour of sleep.

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0:00.0	Can I blow your mind right now? Chris is laughing because he knows where I'm going with this.
0:04.0	Okay, there's not a single video of Abraham Lincoln. I'm serious. Look it up. Go on YouTube.
0:09.9	Okay? Think about that. He's one of the most famous Americans in history. He's the first president.
0:16.3	He made slavery illegal. And there's no video. You can look it up. There's no videos of Abraham Lincoln.
0:24.1	And every time I say that, someone goes, no, no, no, no, there's got it. There's got to be.
0:27.7	He's Abraham Lincoln. None. So then you start to ask yourself, and if you really want to go
0:32.3	down this rabbit hole with me here, just bear with me, who's controlling what we get to see a video of and what there
0:38.7	is no video of, right? Because there's no videos of Abraham Lincoln, but I can go on YouTube
0:43.6	right now, I can go on YouTube right now, and you can do it, and you can watch behind-the-scenes
0:48.0	footage of Paul Giamatti recording his lines for the ant bully, right? But there's no videos
0:53.0	of Joan of Arc.
0:56.4	TBTL.
1:03.5	Beware of things that cost $1.99. Those are the membership dues for this club that I joined.
1:09.9	The Columbia House Music Club. Turns out, that wasn't really even a club. It was just a business for making money.
1:14.9	Although it is how I found my favorite band, various artists of the 80s.
1:18.1	It's a, e-ah-ha, e-ah-ha-ha, e-ha-ha, e-ha.
1:25.6	It's embarrassing and it's gross, but at least it's kind of funny.
1:26.7	Be careful, though.
1:27.9	It's fun to see. Have a good show, dummies.
1:29.8	What you do is so important.
1:33.3	Well, all right.
1:34.3	Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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