#4418 ASCII Anything

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Luke realizes that his relationship has changed significantly over the years. But is he talking about his relationship with sports or his relationship with his girlfriend? Becca will have to listen to find out.

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0:00.0	What's happening? Nothing. It's just, I think a furry snuck in and then he's
0:03.6	scratching. What's a furry? A furry is simply just someone who likes to dress up like an
0:08.8	animal with human characteristics. It's a form of role play. It's huge. Yeah, that's great.
0:12.9	But then the screeching thing you said, what is that?
0:15.2	Scitching is simply light scratching or grooming. It's a form of affection. Furries love to do it. It's fun for that. It's just fun for that. Exactly. We all do it.
0:21.6	But I was in the other room and one of them kind of bumped into me. I thought the guy was going from my wallet so I turned around real quick.
0:28.6	It seemed different. Did he yip or did he yiff?
0:32.6	He said skip and I said, no, my name's buddy. Okay, he yipped. If he yipped, that means hello.
0:38.6	If he yiffs, if that happens, well, then you got a problem.
0:41.4	Yeah, you know what? Might have been yiff. Might have been yiff.
0:43.4	Well, if it happens again, just go grouse.
0:45.4	T, T, T, B, T, L.
0:52.3	Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is?
0:56.2	Guess what day it is?
0:57.1	It's Friday.
0:58.2	Friday.
1:00.3	Gotta get down on Friday.
1:02.9	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
1:06.9	Hey, what is the deal with the smart car?
1:07.8	How smart is that?
1:09.1	Those things are tiny.
1:11.1	Can you even drive them in traffic? I, I'm so smart. E equals MC squared. I drive a smart car.
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