#4414 Bell Shocked

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Luke tried to watch the Oscars last night, but ended up turning it off to watch one of the films winning a bunch of awards. Plus, a piece of history has been stolen from Andrew’s neighborhood!

Photo via "Glenn's Trumpet Notes"

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0:00.0	The boys on YouTube so much he knows more about YouTube ads than his own schoolwork.
0:03.6	Okay, that's not true.
0:04.6	Yeah. What's five times five? I have no idea.
0:06.3	What's Trulicity?
0:07.0	Trulicity is not insulin. See what I mean? You don't pay you.
0:09.2	Trulicity is a once-week injectable medication to improve blood sugar and adults with type 2 diabetes.
0:13.3	What can you tell me about George Washington?
0:14.8	Not a single thing. What can you tell me about gold bond men's lotion with skin strengthening protein and seven intensive moisturizers to make dry skin look healthy?
0:22.5	Tell me about Benjamin Franklin.
0:23.5	I can't.
0:24.5	Tell me about Wayfair.
0:25.5	They offer free two-day shipping on thousands of products.
0:26.9	Recite the beginning of the Declaration of Independence.
0:29.0	You know I can't do that.
0:30.0	Recite the beginning of a Sky Rizzi ad.
0:31.5	I have moderate to severe Crohn disease, but now they're Sky Rizzi. See, and you're just a significant set of relief with Sky Rizzi, including less abdominal pain
0:38.3	and fewer bowel movements at four weeks.
0:41.3	I don't get your point.
0:42.3	You don't get my point.
0:43.3	My point is you should pay more attention in school than you do on YouTube.
0:46.3	I pay attention in school.
0:47.3	No, you don't.
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