Sorry, broke the egg yolk. I almost had it.

I had what?

The perfect egg bite.

Enough with the perfect egg bite.

What's the perfect egg bite?

It's everything on your breakfast plate in one perfect bite.

That sounds great.

How do you do that?

Well, I could take you through it if you want to see it.

Alright, well, first you start with a piece of rye toast.

It's got to be nice and dense so it can handle all the weight.

So you take the toast and you put some butter on it.

Now, you gotta make sure that you don't put too much butter on

because it's got to melt into the toast.

Next thing after that is half a container of purple jelly. Okay, you mean great?

Yeah, I guess that's great. Put that on there really nice. And then here's the Melski

secret. Hash browns. It both keeps it separate yet somehow un unifies it, into one cohesive structure.

After the hash browns, it's time for the ketchup.

I put it on in a W-W for Wazah!

That's right.

And it's also the most efficient way to distribute the ketchup, so each bite has a little bit of it in it now this is the

perfect combination of flavors but it's incomplete it's time for the crown jewel

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