440: A Sandwich and Some Allen's Birthday!

A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

YEA Networks

Comedy

4.5 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2022

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

It’s Allen’s birthday! And while it’s not the Year of Allen, he still gets thoroughly celebrated with a pool party, complete with Bad Influence Jeff, yard signs, inappropriate presents, 99 proof shots, and lots of cake. Allen has Kellie read one of his birthday cards regarding flatulence that he found to be exceptionally humorous.

Kellie and Allen are invited to a special early screening of “Bullet Train” starring Brad Pitt as a gentle assassin named Ladybug.

And with school starting back next week, their 15-year-old daughter Emma Kelly has made some big decisions when it comes to her education.

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0:00.0	Now a word from our sponsor BetterHelp.
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0:07.1	Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com slash sandwich.
0:11.7	That's BetterHELP.com slash sandwich.
0:19.1	Yay, Networks!
0:21.0	Welcome to a sandwich and some loving, uh, the first official podcast of August.
0:35.9	And I'm Kelly Raspberry Evans along with my husband and podcast co-host and birthday boy,
0:42.6	Alan Evans. And Trane in the house. This is dropping on your birthday, honey.
0:47.3	That's right. Dropping on your birthday, recording the day before your birthday,
0:51.2	but the day after your birthday party. It's Leo season. It is. Do you buy into that?
0:56.2	That's a new trend. Buy into it a little bit. Yeah, I didn't really get into Aries season.
1:00.7	I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Aries. Well back in when I was was my birthday.
1:06.0	Yeah. You know, window. Yeah, yeah. What are you supposed to do during Leo season?
1:11.4	I don't know. Try to stay in the pool as much as you can, which is what we did yesterday.
1:16.1	Yeah. We can do that at the end. Yeah, that's fine. We're producing on the fly here.
1:21.0	No problem. No problem. I forgot to do something. We'll do it at the end.
1:24.7	Big birthday tomorrow, not the year of Alan. Like last year, maybe just the day of Alan,
1:29.9	or maybe the month of Alan, not the year of Alan. It's a half week of Alan. It's a half week.
1:36.2	I'll tell you what Kelly did. And I've never had one of these before.
1:40.8	Let's see, a couple of days ago, she said, don't go in the front yard. And then she went out
1:44.9	there and she never waters the grass. And I'm like, what is happening?
1:49.8	I told him I was watering some of our dead bushes, which I was. I also did that as well.
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