Welcome to a sandwich and some love and still broadcasting from the Hilton Orlando in Orlando, Florida. I'm Kelly Raspberry Evans with my husband and podcasting partner and chief hotel key room loser, Alan Evans.

A train in the house. I've been here less than 10 hours, 12 hours, and I've already lost a hotel room key. Yep. A pair of glasses. Yep. The glasses have been located. Big Al, my man found the glasses. Yeah, but I feel like I've lost something else. Your mind. My marbles. Yeah, Alan lost the hotel room key twice actually because I found it the first time literally handed it to him as we were heading out the door.

And it's gone. It's just gone. You think I'm missing like a vitamin or something because babe, I have been so turned around like we go out of the hotel room. And I don't even know what like what direction. Every time. Where are the elevators? I got no idea. Let's be honest. You don't have a great sense of direction. And that's not a criticism. That's just a fact. I admit that I used to have a pretty good one. And I don't know what happened to me over the years. It's I have the worst sense of direction. It's true. And I don't I don't know either, honey. I don't know if it is.

It is a lack of vitamins or maybe you just I don't mean this is an insult either, but maybe you just don't care. You know, like I don't care where I am. Yeah, like because you know, I'm just going to say go that way. You know what I mean? You don't you don't have the responsibility of knowing which way to turn anymore because I'm there to tell you. So you think someday I'm going to be that old guy that you just lead me around the grocery store again. No insult me and put a leash around my wrist or something like that. We're on my neck. Like a doggy leash.

And then people would start assuming other things. Would they? Yes. You know what they already say. But anyway, we're already say we are in Florida. We're having our, you know, kidcratic morning show, family vacation, naturally syndicated, sneaking in a little private time for ourselves as well. Allen's going to get a massage today. Yeah, I'm excited. And I don't know if Alan. I think from what I'm learning from the men in my life that you all prefer a female massage therapist.

Okay, here's the deal. I don't you know, it's not a it's not a how do I say this? I mean, it's not a gay versus gay, not gay thing. Like, to have a male do it because I've had male masseuses and they're very good. In fact, they're probably a little bit better in my opinion. I don't know why. I mean, the best massage I've ever had was a guy and you've had the same guy. He does sports massage. Yes. And it was left. The I could do this.

tried to get another reservation that he's gone, yeah.

Oh, he was so great.

I'll try to find out where he went.

But for whatever reason, I don't know.

When I'm at a hotel and, you know,

kind of in a private room with no clothes on,

I don't know.

I just feel more comfortable.

Well, JC tried to say it's because men go too hard sometimes

because I guess on a man they're trying to,

I don't know, prove something.

I don't know.

I had a male massage therapist named Virgil

and he was wonderful.

And I thought you'd want to go with him,

but you requested a female, so.

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