439: Division I Saint

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

What is a patron saint? Do we all get eaten? How do flames decide where to go? How do trees stay standing? What happened to Hank’s hair? How do doctors decide where the needles go? …Hank and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	You're listening to a Complexly podcast.
0:05.4	Hank, we're doing something a little unusual today.
0:07.7	We're dedicating this episode to a longtime listener and nerd fighter named Braden,
0:13.3	who died of cancer a few weeks ago, a lovely young man by all accounts and a listener to this
0:19.1	podcast.
0:19.5	And we just wanted to say to his
0:21.7	family that we're thinking of you. And so we wanted to dedicate this episode of the podcast to him.
0:26.5	We apologize in advance for how dubious our advice is and how bad the podcast is. But
0:31.7	apparently, Braden found a way to enjoy it. Which is a real testament to his perseverance
0:36.5	and also to all of our listeners for dealing with this subpar crap.
0:42.0	Indeed.
0:46.6	Hello, and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:50.4	Or as I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank.
0:52.9	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to abuse advice,
0:56.4	and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and ASC Wimbledon.
0:58.8	John, why can't you eat fried condor?
1:04.4	Because of the rarity of it, I assume?
1:06.7	Yeah, that's not legal tenders.
1:09.7	Oh.
1:11.7	Maybe, maybe, well, maybe, maybe, why can't you buy something with a fried condor?
1:17.7	Because it's not legal tenders.
1:18.9	Is that better?
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