437: The Spooky April Edition

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

I once said boo to a goose and it laid an egg, and inside the egg was a piece of paper, and on the paper there was a joke. "Q: What do you get if you cross a camel with a goose? A: Goose bumps." Naturally I was furious for having had my time wasted on this nonsense goose whimsy, but by the time I looked up the goose had fled. The bad joke was a defence mechanism to prevent people getting near to me, I mean near to the goose. In this episode: Log has had his willy swiped by a wily enchantress. Joe gets wrapped up in the world of non-fungible tokens. And speaking of token, Steve contributes a low-effort Murray Walker bit that I suppose he thinks passes for a feature these days.

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features
0:01.7	A regular regular regular features
0:03.8	A regular regular features a regular regular features a show
0:07.4	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast
0:10.8	On this spooky night of April or whatever it is
0:15.1	Not a spooky night and it's also not April.
0:22.1	Well, I don't know what you want from me.
0:25.0	I'm John Blyne, and I will take you on this perilous adventure through features familiar,
0:31.9	because this is the podcast that is the same every week.
0:34.9	Steve, my friend, in one corner of my life,
0:38.0	what is your feature tonight?
0:39.6	I am grieving for the man, the legend,
0:42.7	the Formula One voice of an angel,
0:46.4	Murray Walker, RIP.
0:48.6	Joe Scrabbles, my bosom buddy, my pal,
0:52.8	who, who, scrabal.
0:56.6	What do you have for me tonight?
0:59.2	I have a comprehensive description of what it means to be a non-fungible token and the risks for those that keep them.
1:09.0	And I have a feature about my
1:12.4	dick and bore what got stole by a witch.
1:15.1	Can you get my dick and boar
1:16.6	back before I just
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