438: Basketball Tik Tok Conkers

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Hello, it's me, the podcast, with another episode of myself. In this one, Steve gets rich off of blockchain dunks. Joe embarks on a lucrative Tik Tok career. And Log eats so many oak-temperature conkers that he gets a thank you letter from the Queen.

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features, a regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features.
0:07.0	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast.
0:10.4	My name's Joe Scrabbles, and I will be your host on a journey through space and
0:16.8	cosmos stars.
0:23.4	I'm joined by my friends the engineer of the ship
0:25.6	Logblige
0:27.1	Thank you for not overselling our ship's capabilities
0:29.6	This is not a time machine Joe
0:31.6	And you are right not to claim to be one
0:34.1	We can just go far but not
0:36.7	Back Not far enough Do you have any questions to me regardless to be one. We can just go far but not back.
0:38.0	Not far enough.
0:40.2	Do you have any questions to me regarding what my feature might be tonight, Joe?
0:43.8	I'd like to know if it features engineering your speciality.
0:48.6	Yes, it is, especially the science of conkers and how they interact with all the other things in the world.
0:53.5	Good day to you, good night. And the ship's most beautiful concubine, Steve Hocoty.
0:59.9	Concumine and stellar cartographer. Meet me in the map room where I'll tell you how I got rich
1:07.0	off an animated gift that I bought. I just want to know if the word concubine was top of
1:12.2	your head because of the word conquer, please. It was. 100%. What does the captain got for us?
1:19.1	Oh, did I say I was captain? I can't remember what I said I did. You just assumed the way you
1:22.6	waded in with all your authority like that. No, I think I'm like the hospital DJ for the ship.
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