436: Sleepless Farting Joyce Wife

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2021

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Look, it's late on a Sunday so let's cut to the chase. In this one, Joe tells a blood-curdling foot story to curry favour with the producers of any horror podcast who'll have him. Log discovers a gassy missus in the filthy missives of James Joyce, who is also his dad now by the way. Steve is in attendance, as per the court order.

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features,
0:04.0	a regular, regular features, the show.
0:07.7	Hello, and welcome to the regular features podcast, the podcast that is exactly the same
0:12.6	every single week. And like every week, I am Steve Hogerty, joined by my two best friends
0:19.5	to bring you the latest in feature technology.
0:23.3	Log, what is your feature tonight?
0:25.6	Hi there, you're leaning in and talking very gently, and I love it.
0:29.8	My feature tonight is James Joyce. He's my dad, and I love him.
0:35.6	I'm also joined by Joe Scrabbles.
0:38.5	Joe, what are you doing?
0:39.9	Hello.
0:41.6	I've kind of come up with a horror story, but really it's a transparent attempt to allow me to use a new voice-changing bit of software I've got that will interrupt and disappoint people listening to this podcast repeatedly throughout the episode.
0:56.5	Change your voice, Joe.
0:57.6	No.
0:58.5	Do it now. No, I've turned it off.
0:59.6	Change yours.
1:00.8	No, people have to wait.
1:02.5	People have to wait for it.
1:03.9	Okay.
1:04.2	Hi, I'm Joe in a new voice.
1:08.0	Don't make me break out the baby pitch.
1:10.4	I know you hate the baby pitch. When I say things like chicky nuggies.
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