#4358 Tis The Treason

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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TBTL Friendo Cassie swings by to tell us about the time her family stole a Christmas tree…and what happened when the cops showed up.

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0:00.0	One thing about me is when I was like 12.
0:06.5	The family needed a Christmas tree.
0:10.1	My dad thought they were too expensive and they were.
0:14.0	So he told my brother and his friend to go to the neighbor's house. My brother was like eight.
0:22.6	He gave him a saw and his friend who was 10 years old at the very most.
0:31.6	They cut that tree down and we were like what the The fuck is going on.
0:38.5	My dad was totally pleased.
0:40.7	He got a kick out of it.
0:42.6	Then we were putting up the tree and moving on.
0:46.2	Next thing you know, the cop showed up.
0:49.7	It was terrifying and traumatic.
0:51.2	And what the f***?
0:53.3	They told my dad
0:54.6	that's illegal
0:56.2	you don't cut Christmas
0:58.4	trees down from the neighbor's house
1:00.3	to my dad's credit
1:05.4	it was on the property line
1:07.6	but still
1:08.3	just get a freaking treat
1:10.9	tibb t btm
1:18.8	guess what day it is guess what day it is
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