#4357 Rutabaga #5

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew celebrate the life (and lies?) of The Amazing Kreskin, whom Andrew is just learning about. They also wonder why nobody is booking Stefan Fatsis to talk about the Justin Tucker's kicking issues. And they discuss the man who recently won the world Spanish Scrabble tournament, even though he doesn't speak spanish.

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0:00.0	I know New York is a great city, but I do not miss that lifestyle at all.
0:04.0	I mean, it was just stress and blackberries and sleeping pills.
0:07.0	I used to drink a triple latte every morning just to wake up.
0:10.0	Well, I see your point, but I kind of value the sleeping pill and the blackberry and the latte.
0:16.0	You know, you can really get trapped in that web of beepers and zenith televisions and walkmans and disc mons and floppy disks and zip drives, laser discs, answering machines, and Tender Power Glove.
0:30.7	Wow, you know so much about technology.
0:33.9	TVTL.
0:39.5	How's it all going?
0:41.6	You asking me about my podcast?
0:42.3	Yes.
0:44.3	Still trying to figure it out.
0:52.9	Flip a dial, instant entertainment, dial seven digits, instant communication, turn a key, push a pedal, instant transportation, flash a card, instant money.
0:55.0	Shoving a problem, push a few buttons,
1:00.3	instant answers. I have never heard someone say so many wrong things, one after the other,
1:08.0	consecutively in a row. Why did I buy this funky little purchase? Is that your friend Snyder?
1:11.6	Yeah. Why did I buy this funky little purchase? We have our own friends.
1:13.6	If there's a better use for the internet, I haven't found it.
1:17.6	All right.
1:20.6	Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:26.6	The vibes will be the illest and the jams, nar-ridic.
1:31.3	My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.
1:33.7	I don't know who that is and I don't care to find out.
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