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The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 June 2021
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, the following podcast was produced in a facility that may contain nuts, |
| 0:04.8 | buck and other naughty words. |
| 0:07.0 | This week's episode of The Scavhing Atheist is brought to you by My Sheets Rock. |
| 0:11.4 | Adam and Eve, IP Vanish, and by The Southern Baptist Convention, |
| 0:16.5 | reminding everyone why atheist activism is still relevant and important on an annual basis. |
| 0:21.9 | The Southern Baptist Convention, Yikes. |
| 0:25.4 | And now The Scavhing Atheist. |
| 0:27.9 | Good evening, my fellow Americans. |
| 0:30.0 | It's me, former and according to 30% of the country, still President Donald Trump. |
| 0:36.4 | As you know, I recently had to cancel my blog due to low readership. |
| 0:40.6 | So I've moved here to The Scavhing Atheist where I can really get my message out there. |
| 0:45.1 | And as my fans prove each and every day, we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey man. |
| 0:52.1 | It's Thursday. It's June 17th and it's National Apple Strutal Day. |
| 1:17.1 | So if you see someone about to take a bite of cherry strutal, |
| 1:20.1 | tell them where they stand. |
| 1:22.1 | Okay, I'm Eli Fox. |
| 1:24.1 | Maybe just slap it on their hand, just you know, blacks with the killing. |
| 1:27.1 | I'm Ethan Wright, by the way. |
| 1:29.1 | And from Frank Sinatra's New Jersey, and Dean Martin Zohio, this is The Scavhing Atheist. |
| 1:35.1 | Oh, this week's episode, Joe Biden turns out not to be a sleeper agent for Bob Jones University. |
| 1:41.1 | The Southern Baptist Convention gets mad about critical race theory stealing the name of their ranking system. |
| 1:47.1 | And we'll act out the Bible so you can pretend you've read it. |
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