435: Bath Time Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Joe Biden turns out NOT to be a sleeper agent for Bob Jones University, the Southern Baptist Convention gets mad about Critical Race Theory stealing the name of their ranking system, and we’ll act out the bible so that you can pretend you’ve read it

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Headlines:

Southern Baptist Convention meets in TN about how they're getting too liberal: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/06/12/us/southern-baptists-conservatives.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/religion/2021/06/12/southern-baptist-convention-secret-infighting-meeting/

No, the Biden administration isn’t betraying its support for LGBTQ rights: https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2021/06/biden-justice-department-lgbtq-discrimination.html

Christian group wants body cams on teachers to monitor lessons on sex and racism: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/06/09/christian-group-we-want-body-cams-on-teachers-to-monitor-lessons-on-sex-racism/

Burger King shades Chick-fil-A on Twitter and donates to Human Rights Campaign: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/06/09/burger-king-shades-chick-fil-a-on-twitter-donates-to-human-rights-campaign/

MTG calls COVID a hoax because "I don't believe in evolution; I believe in God": https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/06/08/gop-lawmaker-on-virus-research-i-dont-believe-in-evolution-i-believe-in-god/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/06/10/fact-check-hemingway-quote-misattributed-marjorie-taylor-greene/7623034002/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast was produced in a facility that may contain nuts,
0:04.8	buck and other naughty words.
0:07.0	This week's episode of The Scavhing Atheist is brought to you by My Sheets Rock.
0:11.4	Adam and Eve, IP Vanish, and by The Southern Baptist Convention,
0:16.5	reminding everyone why atheist activism is still relevant and important on an annual basis.
0:21.9	The Southern Baptist Convention, Yikes.
0:25.4	And now The Scavhing Atheist.
0:27.9	Good evening, my fellow Americans.
0:30.0	It's me, former and according to 30% of the country, still President Donald Trump.
0:36.4	As you know, I recently had to cancel my blog due to low readership.
0:40.6	So I've moved here to The Scavhing Atheist where I can really get my message out there.
0:45.1	And as my fans prove each and every day, we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey man.
0:52.1	It's Thursday. It's June 17th and it's National Apple Strutal Day.
1:17.1	So if you see someone about to take a bite of cherry strutal,
1:20.1	tell them where they stand.
1:22.1	Okay, I'm Eli Fox.
1:24.1	Maybe just slap it on their hand, just you know, blacks with the killing.
1:27.1	I'm Ethan Wright, by the way.
1:29.1	And from Frank Sinatra's New Jersey, and Dean Martin Zohio, this is The Scavhing Atheist.
1:35.1	Oh, this week's episode, Joe Biden turns out not to be a sleeper agent for Bob Jones University.
1:41.1	The Southern Baptist Convention gets mad about critical race theory stealing the name of their ranking system.
1:47.1	And we'll act out the Bible so you can pretend you've read it.
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