436: Cracker Jack Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court rules that there are separate but equal kinds of parents, Ted Cruz performs the saddest one man show in the history of theater, and we’ll tell you just how bullshit some bullshit is.

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Headlines:

Supreme Court rules in favor of anti-gay Catholic foster care agency: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/06/17/supreme-court-rules-in-favor-of-anti-gay-catholic-foster-care-agency/

US bishops move forward with plan to stop Joe Biden from receiving communion: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/06/18/u-s-bishops-move-forward-with-plan-to-stop-joe-biden-from-receiving-communion/

https://www.americamagazine.org/faith/2021/06/18/aoc-communion-bishops-biden-240893

Florida will now force kids to observe a one minute moment of silence in school: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/06/16/florida-will-now-force-kids-to-observe-a-1-minute-moment-of-silence-in-school/

GOP lawmaker who made $5500 "donation" to hate preacher says it was a mistake: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/06/15/gop-lawmaker-who-made-5500-donation-to-hate-preacher-says-it-was-a-mistake/

MAGA guy mad a slightly less assholish guy elected as SBC leader so the election was rigged: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/06/21/maga-activist-suggests-fraud-after-his-guy-loses-southern-baptist-election/

What exactly is Ted Cruz trying to do in this bizarre flag video?: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/06/17/what-exactly-is-ted-cruz-trying-to-do-in-this-bizarre-flag-video/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, this podcast is known to contain fuck by the state of California.
0:05.2	This week's episode of the Scaving Atheist is brought to you by IPVanish, stamps.com,
0:10.8	all birds, and by tuna sandwiches from subway sandwiches.
0:16.3	You paid $5, never mind what the fuck it is.
0:20.4	And now the Scaving Atheist.
0:22.8	It is a little fellow secularist. It is I, flew and puff, crowned prince of Ethuspania.
0:29.6	Here to tell you that we did in fact magically evolve from filthy, monkey, man.
0:50.0	It is June 24th and it is mid-summer.
1:01.2	No way it is not.
1:03.2	Okay, no it is not.
1:04.2	But feel free to murder your shitty boyfriend anyway.
1:06.4	Absolutely.
1:07.4	I am Eli Bosnik.
1:08.4	Um, he found right, don't really murder that was joke.
1:10.8	And from Horoldo Rivera's New Jersey and Horoldo Rivera's Ohio, this.
1:15.8	This is the Scaving Atheist, he is a little bit dead.
1:18.8	And this week's episode, the Supreme Court rules that there are separate but equal kinds
1:23.1	of parents.
1:24.1	Ted Cruz performs the saddest one-man show in the history of theater.
1:30.7	And we will tell you just how bullshit some bullshit is.
1:33.4	Good first, be a Liatrade.
1:50.2	No, New Atheism has not merged with the far right.
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