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The Scathing Atheist

434: Arky Van Arkface Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode: Greg Locke attempts to miraculously un-kill four people at the Capitol insurrection ... Noah powers a flux capacitor with nothing but rage so he can roast some terrible people ... And God's boat doesn't work.
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Headlines:
In new book, Christian hate-preacher spreads lies about the Capitol insurrection: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/06/05/in-new-book-christian-hate-preacher-spreads-lies-about-the-capitol-insurrection/
Jim Bakker: Buy 13 Books from Me and I’ll Make You “Credentialed Missionaries”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/06/04/jim-bakker-buy-13-books-from-me-and-ill-make-you-credentialed-missionaries-2/
A Noah's Ark replica from the Netherlands has become a safety hazard: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/06/05/a-noahs-ark-replica-from-the-netherlands-has-become-a-safety-hazard/


Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, today's episode has upsetting words in it, like fuck, shit, and Jim Baker is still alive.

0:07.0

This week's episode of the Skaving Atheist is brought to you by Zip Recruiter,

0:11.2

ipvanishsteps.com, and by the Sexy in the Lion King. On further reflection,

0:18.4

why the fuck is there a Sexy in the Lion King? And now, the Skaving Atheist.

0:24.8

Well, hello, it's me, former first lady, but back in the Trump. Here to tell you that

0:31.2

with GWID, in fact, evolved from Chilty, Quonky, Feng.

0:54.3

It's Thursday. It's June 10th, and it's National Ice Tea Day.

1:02.4

Ooh, so that unsweetened green tea bomb water you drink is extra fast enough today, everybody, enjoy.

1:08.9

I'm Eli Bosnick, I'm Ethan Wright, and from Queen Latifah's New Jersey. You know it?

1:14.6

Jake Paul Zohio, both three legged rappers, this is the Skaving Atheist.

1:19.7

Oh, this week's episode, Greg Locke attempts to miraculously unkill four people at the capital

1:25.2

insurrection. Noah powers a flux capacitor with nothing but rage so we can roast some terrible

1:32.2

people. And even dogs no longer give a fuck who Milo Yenopolis is. First, the Eliotrad.

1:50.8

About eight or nine years ago, a buddy and I set up a table on the streets in New York City,

1:55.2

along with a sign that said, believe in God, we can fix that in a bunch of bottled water,

2:00.2

and spent our Saturday afternoon arguing with theists.

2:04.4

Ah, to be young and have that kind of free time again.

2:08.0

Now, I'm not going to lie to you. None of those conversations we had were great. It's a half

2:13.0

the people who stopped to talk to us, just wanted to tell us to fuck ourselves. And the other half

2:17.1

was firmly divided between people who wanted to tell us about the microchips in their blood,

2:21.6

and folks who were actually interested in having a conversation. You know, the atheist curious,

2:27.0

the formerly religious, the board, the lonely, et cetera, et cetera. And like I said,

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