#433 Anorexics Have Sick Diet Tips with Maddy Smith
Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank
Ari Shaffir
4.6 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 July 2021
⏱️ 143 minutes
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Summary
Former fatty and current standup comedian Ari Shaffir talks to world-renowned weight fluctuator and comedian Maddy Smith about her massive weight gains and losses and then gains again and then losses and then pass outs and then weight gains and then anorexia and then back to normal.
Nobody gives better weight loss tips than anorexics and Maddy has some great advice if you’re trying to shed a few pounds. I mean, don’t be anorexic, but also definitely do listen to their ideas on weight loss because obviously.
Ari is of Semitic heritage so his reaction to the sun in this video is massively more comfortable than the Irish and melting Maddy.
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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/somaddysmith/
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddysmithcomedy
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https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/that-time-of-the-week-with-maddy-smith/id1543315588
Check her out on Wild N Out on Mtv!
The Music
Fiona Apple - Paper Bag
Pulp - Anorexic Beauty
Mazzy Star - Fade Into You
Seven Mary Three - Cumbersome
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | My sister was getting married and I was the maid of honor and I had to go I had moved to New York City |
| 0:05.7 | But I had to go to Jersey to buy dresses at Bloomingdale's with my aunt, you know because I was like |
| 0:11.1 | The wedding was in like two months and so my aunt was like what size I'll tell Sandy at Bloomingdale's and I said oh six to eight |
| 0:17.3 | I got to Bloomingdale's a sandy looked at my aunt's list and was like I'll grab some 12s |
| 0:22.0 | I'll grab some 12s to 14s and that's when I was like oh shit. I'm a fat fuck double |
| 0:26.7 | double yeah double double bitch |
| 0:38.7 | Too much to love on the earth but I want so bad |
| 0:43.1 | We kill because I know that I'm a mess |
| 0:46.6 | You don't want to clean up. I got it too full because these are just to take you to home |
| 0:53.8 | The worst of star it was when it calls |
| 1:05.8 | Hello everybody and welcome to Ari Shafir's skeptic tank podcast. I'm Ari Shafir |
| 1:11.6 | Thank you first |
| 1:13.1 | prescribing to my thing |
| 1:15.6 | On today's podcast. Okay, so here's a fun thing about New York City. Here's a great thing. It's New York City comedies |
| 1:21.2 | You get to come across these comedians |
| 1:23.2 | That are always getting better. It's like this new crop of comics keeps coming up and replacing the other copper comics |
| 1:30.0 | You know everybody was like oh LA is gonna. It's gonna be done because like you know five comics left |
| 1:35.2 | Like that's always been the way of it |
| 1:37.2 | That's only recently when people are still making money and fucking stand up that these bigger comics haven't left |
| 1:42.2 | It's always the way the yakuof smear and off fucking leave |
| 1:46.2 | Robin Williams's fucking leave |
| 1:48.2 | Makes way makes an opportunity for a younger comic the faheem's and the centinos move up and a new comic moves up |
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