#432 Bark Like A Doggie With Luis J. Gomez

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2021

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and homosexual child predator Luis Gomez talks to pot-stirrer and comedian Ari Shaffir about his old days selling comedy tickets to classless tourists in Times Square. The stories were WILD. Stories of sex and violence and an early Kurt Metzger.

The podcast starts inside and then moves outdoors to Times Square to try and find some of these hustlers still working the beat. Plus Luis tries to make some sales himself to these idiots and even makes one.

If this doesn’t want to make you go to Skankfest November 4-7 (that’s right, they’re announcing more programming for the 4th) I don’t know what will. Maybe you suck and you don’t like great comedy. Or good comedy at least. The point is, Luis is homosexual. The whole comedy scene knows it and they just go on as if it’s nothing and we shouldn’t warn the gays that he’s coming for their butts.

SKANKFEST SOUTH - NOVEMBER 5-7, 2021 | HOUSTON, TX: TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW! https://skankfest.net/

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The Music:

Started from the bottom now we’re here - Drake

Fountains of Wayne - Bright Future in Sales.

Lightenin’ Hopkins - Houston Bound

Wyclef Jean - Gone Till November

Transcript

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0:00.0	I mean, comedy is not an easy thing, right?
0:02.4	So, comedy is the toughest thing in the world.
0:04.4	I made you laugh, but when I did my comedy shows
0:06.8	and carolines everywhere else, they laughed their ass off,
0:09.6	but then all the comedians said, you're not funny.
0:11.6	No, no.
0:12.6	And this is a paint.
0:13.6	That hasn't changed.
0:14.6	That hasn't changed.
0:15.6	That's still going on comedy.
0:16.6	It's very tough.
0:18.6	Intertained.
0:19.6	People still ask holes in the comedy world.
0:20.6	So, the way you say it is.
0:21.6	Nothing's changed on that, bro.
0:22.6	People selling the tickets.
0:23.6	When I did my comedy thing at carolines,
0:26.4	I assumed the guys were going to sell the tickets.
0:28.9	Everybody would be there.
0:30.3	I'd go into an open house.
0:31.6	You can get a great opportunity in my 12 friends show up
0:34.8	and no one else did.
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