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🗓️ 26 July 2021
⏱️ 107 minutes
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Star of the League, shoplifter, and standup comedian Steve Rannazzisi talks to tagged stealer of Netflix passwords, and standup comedian Ari Shaffir about breaking the law.
These two friends of 20 years riff on Patreon submitted stories of run-ins with the police. There’s a great story about eluding military police. It’s part of a series called “Arresting Content” that Ari usually does as one of his selections on patreon.com/AriShaffir.
Once every month or two the Skeptic Tank is having one of these Patreon-style podcasts for free for the general listener. It’s an excuse to have some stupid fun instead of getting caught up all the time with a theme. You gotta let loose sometimes!
Make sure to submit your own stories or your friend’s stories of run-ins with the law to patreon.com/AriShaffir. There’s also a “General Mail Bag" where you can submit topics, ridiculous would you rathers, stories, and news stories for Ari and sometimes guests to riff on, and a “Dear Ari” section where you can submit sex and dating advice questions or stories of sexual woes.
Break the law whenever you can get away with it, young students. The law is not for you to follow. The law is for them to enforce. Make them work for their money.
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0:00.0 | By the way, even if he was black and I was saying that wouldn't couldn't happen to a black guy |
0:03.4 | But he would say like and by the way, I'm black and this I did not expect this to happen to me |
0:08.3 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you said it by the way, I'm black actually anyone writing in for the arrest stories for the arresting content |
0:14.3 | At the very very end don't don't tell us at the very very end if it's real your reveal your place |
0:20.7 | Because that does it talks it says a lot about the story so |
0:25.4 | J a or or ED gotta be white gotta be white. Yes |
0:28.4 | Just a good old boy |
0:32.6 | Never mean it no harm |
0:36.8 | It's all you never saw been in trouble with the law such a day they was born |
0:43.9 | Straighten the hood |
0:47.4 | Flamming the hills |
0:51.5 | Something the mountain by did him but the law never will |
0:55.0 | You |
0:57.3 | Making the way |
0:59.3 | Everybody |
1:03.1 | And welcome oh my god |
1:07.0 | It's a always your fear skeptic tank podcast I'm always here |
1:15.0 | On today's episode |
1:17.2 | I'm a moron on today should try it new equipment on today's episode |
1:22.6 | I showed |
1:24.6 | My old friend Steve Renitz easy comes in |
1:29.0 | We're gonna do one of those public patrons this is the stuff I do on patreon |
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