#4311 Second Wave Cappyism

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2024

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew dissect Kamala Harris's appearance on the Howard Stern Show -- specifically, the brilliantly stupid (or stupidly brilliant) music Howard chose to introduce her. They also discuss a bizarre murder attempt involving an elaborate disguise and a vaccine ruse.

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0:00.0	I was watching a football game and I'm sitting on my couch and I was going to get something to drink out the refrigerator.
0:05.0	Right when I get up, one guy, one team kicked off to the other team.
0:08.0	And before I could get back, the guy ran a hundred yard kick off for a turn and I missed it.
0:14.0	The guy ran 100 yards before I to let him run a hundred yards.
0:32.0	I didn't even have an Ottoman in my way. It was wide open.
0:35.4	TVTL.
0:38.4	All right you ready?
0:42.4	Yeah. Okay,
0:43.4	Beagle. Beagle. Boggle? Boggle.
0:46.6	Boodle. Buegle.
0:47.2	Buegle. Okay, ready to do it fast? Okay, biggle boggle.boog. Bigel-boogne-o-boog.
0:54.0	Maybe try one cooler and faster and louder and better and less insecure and more just cool.
1:08.8	Wait a minute.
1:10.2	I read a tweet about a New Yorker article about you.
1:13.2	For the sake of customer service, try to chill out, my mom.
1:16.3	My day, I don't know why you insisted on my
1:17.6	about doing this wretched broadcasting?
1:19.1	Oh, well, it will soon be over.
1:20.7	I hope so.
1:26.5	All right, good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TB. The show just might be too beautiful to live. Yeah
1:31.6	oh yeah, buddy.
1:32.5	My name is Luke Burbank.
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