#4310 André 2000

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew reconnect with the JibJab website to find out what the folks over there have been up to. Plus, Luke struggles over an imaginary job offer from the NFL, Andrew struggles with his memories of Browns fandom, and a listener shares a terribly sad story about her fish.

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0:00.0	When you eat pasta, you are essentially sending a hormonal message to your body saying pack on more fat.
0:06.6	That's what's happening. So even without cakes and chocolate, the pasta itself
0:12.4	turned into sugars in your body. That's what makes
0:14.6	you gain all the weight. Well that's it we're throwing our pasta out Peter. All
0:17.4	pastas, lasagna, all of it. We're done. All this stuff. You even do the... Oh no, no, no, no, no.
0:27.0	It just happens so we can look at it. No, we're cutting it out of our diet. We are done with
0:32.7	spaghetti, we are done with the guiney, feta chini.
0:35.6	Fedicini doesn't count.
0:36.6	It absolutely counts.
0:37.6	No more pasta.
0:38.6	Just have a bowl of spaghetti. Come on.
0:40.6	No, what happened to you? What happened?
0:42.1	No more pasta for you or me.
0:44.0	Okay, it's over.
0:46.0	It's over.
0:47.0	We're done.
0:50.0	Okay.
0:51.0	Okay.
0:54.0	TBTL.
0:58.0	He is a fan of the outrageous.
1:00.0	He is a fan of the outrageous.
1:02.0	He loves to surprise. He loves other things as well.
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