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What A Time To Be Alive
What A Time To Be Alive
4.8 • 666 Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about how Native Americans invented games of chance 12,000 years ago, how archaeologists found 2,000 year old bullet with a sarcastic message written on it, why a Chinese man is blasting ghost stories all day to retaliate against his neighbor, the discovery of a freshwater lake under the great salt lake, and kid destroying school toilets by flushing too many vapes down them
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to What a Time to Be Alive. |
| 0:04.1 | The only podcast counting down everything this week that made you say, what a time to be alive. |
| 0:10.4 | And now, Patrick Monaghan, Kath Barbadoro, and Eli Udn. |
| 0:18.3 | Folks, welcome to What Time to Be Alive, the only podcast to cast on the things that you can make say a thing I'm I tell the podcast on Patrick Monaghan. I'm Kat Barbaraduro. I'm Eli Uden. Hello. Hi. Eli, did you just like pack a lip during that intro? What are you doing? I put a Zen in, yes. Oh, okay. Sorry. I'm sorry. That's right. well I mean yeah now I feel bad because you like |
| 0:41.2 | basically I put a Zinn in, yes. Oh, okay. Sorry. I'm sorry, I called you out. Well, I mean, yeah. Now I feel bad because you like basically were. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I was putting in the equivalence. I'm sorry. Can we start over? Can we start over? Let's start over. You thought I was just poking in my life. |
| 0:55.0 | What the hell? What are you doing? |
| 0:56.6 | Look at this fucking freak. |
| 0:58.3 | Hey, nerd. |
| 0:58.8 | You know, piece of shit. |
| 1:00.1 | Hey, freakazoid. |
| 1:01.0 | What are you doing over there? |
| 1:02.7 | Why aren't you talking? |
| 1:05.7 | I'm sorry. |
| 1:07.9 | What are you doing? |
| 1:08.9 | It's all right. |
| 1:09.7 | Not privileged information. |
| 1:12.8 | I know, but I was just, yeah. |
| 1:16.0 | I thought, because like I sat down and immediately started eating something when we, when |
| 1:21.0 | Patty got on to record and I felt rude about it. |
| 1:23.9 | And I was like, is he sneaking a snack? |
| 1:25.6 | Does he take a little snack? |
| 1:27.1 | Yeah, I was putting a breadstick up there. No, I was trying to, you know, I was trying to do it. For later. Uh-huh. Cheeking it, going to go in squirrel mode, 100%. No, no, no. You know, stack in Zins. He's going to get so buzzy, throws up. Yeah, yeah. I'm drinking a 6 p.m. coffee right now, so that, I'm going that right. I'm going to throw up because I got a 6 p.m. coffee. I already got, I made the bad move. I got a cold brew, and then immediately I was like, oh, it's not. I just wanted it to be the weather for that so badly and it was not yet, |
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