#432 Chocolate Milk Beliefs
What A Time To Be Alive
What A Time To Be Alive
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šļø 20 April 2026
ā±ļø 75 minutes
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Summary
Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about scientists discoveringĀ millions of bees under a cemetery, how a GIF from 'Friends' accidentally shut down Linux, a beaver trying to steal wood from a store in Canada, a woman who was accidentally paid $1,650 an hour, and a Pokemon Go champion who was disqualified for unsportsmanlike content
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to What a Time to Be Alive. |
| 0:04.2 | The only podcast counting down everything this week that made you say, what a time to be alive. |
| 0:10.3 | And now, Patrick Monaghan, Kath Barbadoro, and Eli Udn. |
| 0:18.2 | Folks, welcome to one time to be alive. |
| 0:19.8 | The podcast, I'm Patrick Monagh. I'm Kath Barbadouro. |
| 0:25.3 | I'm Eli Udard. |
| 0:27.6 | Hi. |
| 0:28.2 | I don't know why I went news reporter lilt on that. |
| 0:30.0 | NPR mode. |
| 0:30.7 | Eli Uden. |
| 0:33.1 | And they were found dead. |
| 0:36.1 | That's what that rhythm always feels to me like, the news reporter distinct speaking |
| 0:41.3 | volume or volume rhythm, you know what I mean? |
| 0:44.2 | I don't know where that came from. |
| 0:45.5 | Do you guys ever know that they're going to say you're found dead? |
| 0:47.6 | That's the next thing they're going to say? |
| 0:49.6 | Well, that's what they do talk about on the news quite a bit, especially local news. |
| 0:54.2 | It's almost always someone being found dead. |
| 0:58.0 | But no, like, have you ever noticed there's like a very specific rhythm that all news reporters, |
| 1:02.2 | I think that it just became a thing and I started aping each other on them. |
| 1:05.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:06.6 | I just, you went so morbid with it right away. |
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