Welcome to What a Time to Be Alive.

The only podcast counting down everything this week that made you say, what a time to be alive.

And now, Patrick Monaghan, Kath Barbadoro, and Eli Udn.

Folks, I'm talking, What a Time to be Alive, the only podcast is the most of the things that each week to make the thing I saw the podcast. I'm Patrick Ronahan. He blew it. Kath Barbadoo. Eli Uden. I don't think it was long. There was simply a world weary sigh. There was a noise. There was a noise outside the door. Sorry. Yeah. Oh, my God. There was an intruder. There's an intruder? There was a noise out there. The black shuck was out there. He was staring at him, intimidating him, portending an omen. Do you have a home invader? No, no, just somebody out there. It's my favorite old arcade game, home invaders. You know, it's pretty cool. That's coming down the screen. Beepo, beep, bo, beep. That's called, uh, it was called, uh, Night Trap. Wasn't that with that game? I was just thinking of Space Invaders. No, I was just think of Space Invaders. Right. I knew what you were talking about, but then Patty said it was like a real game.

Oh, well, Nighttrap is a as a Sega CD game that was like banned because it was like you played like, I believe you played like a like sorority slumber party like murderer basically.

Oh my God. Yeah.

Which when you describe it that way, it's also like every movie, a lot of movies come around that, you know, it was just a slasher thing, but it was like, they were trying to do a thing. Right, but you are the slasher. In the movie, you're generally taking the perspective of the people who are trying not to be slashed. Not in my mind. Not in my mind. Not in the way I watch them. I'm sorry. It's actually,

it's, I,

I misspoke. I, I never actually played the game. Apparently, you actually are supposed to do like home alone things to the, uh, invaders and intruders. Nice. So, that had some whimsy, you know? Yeah, but it was like, it was like too sexy for 1992. So it was like very pixelated like girl in, you know, like large, uh, large underwear. You know what I mean? Like very like chaste looking underwear, but it was still like, you can't have that on video games. What is it? Yeah. Underwear up past the belly button. Yeah. My exact Google search at that time. Girl in large underwear. That's right. Repeatedly putting that into ass jives. Full, very full. I don't know. Full coverage. Yeah. Full woman. Full woman. The whole woman. Full woman. Jarvis. Bring up full woman. That's one of those like what's everyone's like what's every state's Google search. and it's like, yeah, full woman That's one of those Like what's every state's Google search

And it's like yeah full woman is a Midwestern

They're going nuts for a full woman in Kansas

One of the Dakotas

Real women

That's what I search

Real woman

Eli search is woman no makeup

Yeah a woman no makeup more beautiful He a woman, no makeup more beautiful. He's a feminist. More beautiful. Women more makeup more beautiful, actually. Pornhub, please. Doesn't need all that. Woman who doesn't need all that. Yeah. Google search. That's my way of exercising control. I like you better like that.

And I would prefer if you didn't.

Right.

Woman who hides light under bushel, please.

That's what I want.

Breaking out of her shell subcategory.

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