431: Reborn as a Podcasting Vending Machine, Now I Broadcast Online | The Official Podcast

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4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Use Acorns and save and invest your money: go to https://www.acorns.com/official or download the app for free Get an extra 4 months of ExpressVPN for free: go to https://www.expressvpn.com/official Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man friends gather around to talk about being reborn as vending machines. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 431: Recorded 19/03/25 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:58 Why Can’t You Sue Restaurants for Giving You Food Poisoning? 15:05 Haggling 17:04 SiriusXM 22:37 Being a Walking Advertisement for Hentai 41:51 Ecchi - Prison School (Andrew’s Things We Like) 1:02:29 The Vending Machine Anime (Kaya’s Things We Like) 1:07:07 Finding Jackson an Anime to Watch 1:16:18 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:32.6	You know, Thank you. After one.
1:02.3	Was your Formula One talk.
1:04.2	Two, one.
1:05.1	Oh my God, you're such a stupid bitch.
1:07.1	You fucked up.
1:08.5	The clap sink is fucked.
1:11.3	Sorry, we can do it again.
1:12.3	Second clap.
1:13.1	You got so tilted.
1:14.5	You can't do that to me.
1:17.9	You can't do that to me.
1:19.8	You can't distract me.
1:21.2	After one, three, two, one.
1:23.6	Fuck.
1:24.5	Hello and welcome to the Diarya podcast, as always.
1:28.7	We're going to start with our common favorite regular topic, Diary.
1:32.7	Jackson, ever the philosopher, greatest modern mind of our time.
1:37.0	A man descended from Socrates and Plato and all of them said,
1:42.9	why can't you sue restaurants for giving you food poisoning and diarrhea?
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