430: If You're Going To Borrow My Bed, Don't Make Love In It | The Official Podcast

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🗓️ 15 March 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Get 20% off HelixSleep sitewide: go to https://www.helixsleep.com/official Get 25% off your Fitbod subscription or try the app for free: go to https://www.fitbod.me/official Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man friends gather around to talk about the stuff that happened in my childhood bed, god damn it. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 430: Recorded 12/03/25 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:29 Daylight Savings STILL Sucks 06:23 TV & Advertising 20:41 Sports Betting & Other Vices 33:06 Should Robots Have Rights? 44:36 Freaky Sex Dungeons 54:41 F*cking at a Friend’s House 1:07:04 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm Hey guys.
0:31.4	Would you guys prefer a scraggly, scratchy beard or just permanent baby face?
0:39.0	Like, what was the choice?
0:40.4	No, you can't.
0:41.0	No, you can't.
0:42.0	No, you can't.
0:43.1	You can't fucking, hey, no, shut up.
0:45.1	You can't do this.
0:46.1	Patchy.
0:46.5	Explain to the class why you were late.
0:52.1	Oh, yeah.
0:52.6	We're really gonna do the whole
0:54.7	daylight savings thing again every single
0:57.0	fucking year.
0:57.9	Because you do this every year.
0:59.9	You have learned.
1:01.3	I'm not American.
1:02.9	No,
1:03.1	I don't do it every single year.
1:04.4	But you work for an American show.
1:06.2	It's your job.
1:08.1	No.
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