432: I Married A Whale | The Official Podcast

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Get 10% off your entire Turtle Beach order: go to https://www.turtlebeach.com and use code OFFICIAL at checkout Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man friends gather around to talk about marrying whales. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 432: Recorded 18/03/25 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:28 Jackson Didn’t Do His Homework 05:07 Humans vs. A Gazillion Ants 15:26 Plankton Microplastics 19:50 The Civil War Reenactment Concert 24:07 Orangutans Would Kill Us All 36:15 Impregnating Women With Monkey Cum (And Vice Versa) 1:08:00 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thank you. Okay, it's the official podcast.
0:32.6	Hello, Jackson here.
0:33.9	What's up, guys?
0:35.1	I didn't do my homework.
0:37.5	Why? Why?
0:38.0	Why?
0:39.5	We explicitly talked off the show.
0:41.9	We talked, okay, fuck it.
0:43.9	Views are declining.
0:45.0	We've got to turn this into an anime show, right?
0:47.2	We're going to turn this into an anime show every week.
0:49.4	We're going to watch anime and play GRP slop.
0:52.0	Yeah.
0:52.1	They're going to release on the nintendo two to switch two every week
0:56.4	jackson you had one job one anime to watch i just can't do it why could have just watched one episode
1:03.8	position you didn't have to watch the whole thing that's a lot of anime that's 20 minutes
1:09.7	that's that's a lot of anime jesus cr 20 minutes. That's a lot of anime.
1:11.4	Jesus, Chris.
1:12.2	You got a week to do something that would take 20 minutes.
1:15.6	Yeah, and I didn't want to.
1:17.9	What simple as that.
1:18.7	Oh, so this job is nothing but stuff we want to do, huh?
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