429: Volcanoes Make Us Gay | The Official Podcast

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4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Get 10% off your entire @Turtlebeach order: use code OFFICIAL at https://www.turtlebeach.com/official #turtlebeachpod Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man friends gather around to talk about volcanoes. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 429: Recorded 05/03/25 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:35 Playing a Game for 40 Hours Before It Gets Good 16:26 The Love/Hate Relationship With Open World Games 29:32 Jackson’s Death Is Imminent 39:19 Remembering Covid-19 & 9/11 45:08 Solving the Volcano Problem 53:53 When You and Your Homie Die Next to Each Other and Future Scientists Think You Were Gay 58:45 The Sigma Male Grindset 1:00:13 Did Turkey Care About 9/11? 1:06:01 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:32.6	You know, Thank you. You are not welcome to the official podcast with not our host, Jackson and Andrew, me, Kaya.
1:09.2	You guys like Elton Ring.
1:11.8	I want to talk about that again a little.
1:14.4	I think we should talk about every single episode.
1:17.0	Should be the Elton Ring podcast.
1:18.8	Four years late.
1:20.1	That's going to be great.
1:21.3	The low attention span,
1:24.6	young audience of video gaming
1:27.0	loves when you talk about old games that no one cares about anymore.
1:31.3	It's their favorite.
1:32.3	Everyone, everyone's already heard everything positive there is to say about Eldon Ring to it.
1:38.3	They love when you reiterate opinions.
1:40.3	They've already heard from all their top of the minute streamers and lets players and whatnot that
1:44.9	they've already seen you guys are quite fun yeah yeah yeah no i want to hear it i want to hear it
1:49.9	i do actually want to hear it though i try to bond with you guys because whenever one of you guys
1:54.4	like when you bring up your fucking pokedmonds or whatever i zoned the fuck out for once i actually
2:00.6	like a mainstream game and you guys just
2:02.7	shit down my throat for. There is a big difference for
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