43: Obsessed With His Ex

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 83K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2021

⏱️ 44 minutes

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So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins… Welcome to Sofia with an F! Today Sofia opens up with some disturbingly…weird news? Professor Sloot then sits down for yet ANOTHER imperative Sloot University course with a lesson that you’re gonna want to put to the test ASAP. Today you’re learning about FOREPLAY. Foreplay is more than the steamy make out before he disappoints you in bed. It’s the tactics you can use to control his mind even BEFORE you get to the bedroom. Lastly, Sofia gets vulnerable with us. When was the last time you stalked your mans ex? You know the addresses of the last THREE girls he hooked up with before you started dating right? STOP. Sofia is about tell you how to battle your insecurities and how to stop self sabotaging your own relationship. The summer session is almost over Sloots so pay attention! You know you want to graduate on time. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Blue Chew: http://bluechew.com promo code SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/14SOFIA Talk Space: http://www.talkspace.com promo code SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:37.2	Welcome to Sophia with an F, the F stands for phenomenal, where do we even begin?
0:44.6	Oh, pregnancy update. Hi guys, my mom is in her third trimester, and I'm now a size of a
0:53.5	grapefruit. I already have an Instagram account, and we are working on getting me verified.
1:00.6	Thanks mom for exploiting me. Just kidding, guys, I have not had a period, and I have not taken a
1:08.8	pregnancy test, so take that as you will. Not that I think it fucking matters, considering it'd be
1:15.7	a fetus deletus. Expecto, Patronum, I think we all know. However, something very interesting came
1:23.8	to my attention, I had a lot, a lot, a lot of women reach out to me saying that they too are having
1:30.8	irregular periods, and it's not just because we're all slew, and we're connected at the hip, and we
1:36.6	all linked up cycles. It's after getting vaccinated. So not sure if there's any medical,
1:44.4	clinical, factual backing to that, but the more you know, my episode last week struck a lot of
1:51.6	chords. I discussed getting a BBL, a.k.a Brazilian butt lift, and my DMs were flooded. Apparently,
2:02.1	BBLs are not a joke. Alex, I think you may have mentioned something about that last week. By the way,
2:07.9	my producer, Alex is with us. Hi, Alex. Hi, Sophia, with an A. Alex A for Asphol attitude, and
2:17.9	absolute disgrace. Okay, so yeah, I don't know. I guess I think I was very naive when I was talking
2:24.4	about the BBLs. It's like an actual invasive plastic surgery procedure. I was kind of thinking it
2:32.4	was just filler for your butt, a little juve a term for your butt. That would take a shit ton of
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