44: The Dick Riding Blueprint

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 83K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Sofia is BACK yet again and ready to do what she does best, call everyone out on their shit. Including herself! This week Sofia dives into the amazing world of pick me. You know that girl who gets in front of guys and loses her fucking mind? The one who will do ANYTHING for male approval? Yes, THAT girl. Next, Sloot University is BACK in session for a much needed lesson. What’s the longest you can go while on top? You know it’s no longer than 60 seconds, don’t lie. Lucky for you, Professor Sloot is here to save the day with ALL of the tips, tricks, and step by step instructions to have you doing stunts on your man's dick that would make Meg Thee Stallion proud. Lastly, Sofia unpacks the fundamentals of internalized misogyny and the fact that no matter who you are, you’ve fallen victim to this too. Together, we can all stop being hating ass bitches. Sloots support Sloots, get with it or get lost. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Apostrophe: http://apostrophe.com/SOFIA15 Dipsea: http://dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:37.1	Woo! I had a traumatic fucking morning y'all. Been dealing with a lot of bullshit lately,
0:44.2	so if you will please allow me to vent, that would be spectacular. Well maybe I should pack up
0:51.0	for a fucking second. Welcome to Sophia with an F everyone. This is going to be quick and painless.
0:57.3	It's like ripping off a band-aid, just let me do it. Just close your eyes. You won't even notice.
1:02.9	If you enjoy the show, don't let anyone hold you back. Don't let anyone tell you that you're not
1:10.7	worth it and not leaving me a review is not going to be the most satisfying shit you ever do in your
1:17.2	entire life and don't be scared to hit the subscribe button. It doesn't bite and I need this
1:23.5	fucking job. Trust me, I need this job security. I'm about to turn 30 and then I truly will only have
1:29.7	a face for radio. You know? My producer Alex is here by the way. Good morning Alex. When was the
1:37.2	S. Sophia Portuguese? I could. German actually. Now back to what I was saying. As you all know,
1:46.5	I applied for global entry so I can go on all my international thought trots all around the globe.
1:54.9	Long story short, I got denied because apparently I am a fucking felon. I don't have the cleanest
2:02.0	record I admit. It's nothing serious. If you want to hear more, just go back to episode
2:10.8	me waiting for my producer to back me up. But of course I can't expect that episode 30
2:16.9	titled Ketamine Queens with a K but there is hope. I am very excited to say I started the process
2:26.1	to expunge my record. So I can stop being treated like a convict and get my record all cleaned up
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