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42: Narcissists Anonymous

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.283K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2021

⏱️ 46 minutes

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SOFIA FRANKLYN IS GETTING A BBL! Kim and Kylie are QUAKING. No seriously, that is our fearless leaders spontaneous decision of the week. We’ll see where we’re at 7 days from now. WELCOME BACK TO SOFIA WITH AN F! This week Sofia is, of course, back on her bullshit. Aside from her impending body reconstruction surgery, we get into some fun stuff today. Are you SICK of seeing your boyfriend (who’s not really your boyfriend) scroll through his Instagram feed and watching him quickly scroll past Sommer Ray girate her oiled up ass? You and everyone else…well, except your boyfriend. Luckily for you, Sofia is breaking down the laws of social media with your significant other. Professor Sloot then takes us on a VERY important lesson on how to identify and rid yourself of the narcissists in your life. They’re around you…and they WILL try to ruin you with no remorse - because they simply don’t feel anything! Finally, Sofia spits some HARD HITTING facts that may have you looking at your wrists and feet just a tad differently…it’s all out of love though. Only the best for the Sloots, and that’s what the fuck you’re getting. Toodles! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Azo: http://azoproducts.com Grove: http://www.grove.com/SOFIA for a free starter set on your first order! Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA to start your free trial! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:37.2

Hey, hey, hey, how are my best girlfriends? Welcome to Sophia with an F everybody.

0:44.2

Luckily for you, I am back and blessing your airwaves.

0:48.3

Woo, that sounded sexual. All right, so last week, I had a pregnancy scare.

0:55.9

This wasn't your typical, uh-oh, maybe he didn't pull out quick enough scare.

1:00.3

You get when your period is like a couple days late. My period did not show up for almost a month.

1:07.4

Okay, danger zone. And the thing is, I really, really, really wish I could come on here and tell

1:14.4

everybody that I am in fact not pregnant and crisis averted if only where that fucking simple.

1:22.8

I did start my period or something pretending to be my period.

1:28.1

What do you mean? It was wearing a disguise.

1:31.1

Basically, hi, Alex. Alex is here. Everyone, Alex, Alex, everyone. Hello.

1:37.7

So this is what happened. I did get my period for one day and then nothing. Okay,

1:46.0

which is not a typical period for me. Usually I'm your basic four-dayer. I start with a light

1:53.5

flow, progressing into heavy and then you know, it trickles off from there, men listening,

1:59.5

just fucking relax. Okay. So I decided to start googling, right? As you do. And the internet

2:07.6

is fucking useless. Every single thing was like, no, you cannot have a period and be pregnant.

2:17.7

However, women who are pregnant can have other bleeding that might look like a period.

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