428 - Elon’s Salute & The Inauguration Bishop
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 January 2025
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. |
| 0:02.7 | We are here again for your viewing and listening pleasure. |
| 0:05.7 | Thank you, everybody, for all the birthday wishes. |
| 0:09.5 | Very kind of many of you, very nice of you to reach out and wish me a happy birthday. |
| 0:14.8 | I do not love birthdays. |
| 0:16.6 | My mother never liked them. |
| 0:18.4 | The running joke in our home was that she was turning 29 again every year. |
| 0:23.8 | She was 29 and then 29 and then 29. |
| 0:27.7 | But she was actually a 40-year-old schizophrenic. |
| 0:30.4 | So that was the bit. |
| 0:31.3 | That was a joke. |
| 0:32.1 | That was like the running bit. |
| 0:33.1 | It was like she was not only was she not 29. |
| 0:36.0 | She was severely ill. |
| 0:37.9 | But I don't love them. |
| 0:40.9 | And the reason I don't love birthdays is because the Irish don't like to be celebrated. |
| 0:46.8 | It's not in our nature. |
| 0:50.3 | Arabs like it. |
| 0:51.7 | The Jews like it. |
| 0:53.6 | The bat mitzvahs, the bar mitzvahs, things like that. |
| 0:55.6 | Let's be honest, I love it. |
| 0:57.9 | Certain cultures are better at it. |
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