427 - Ceasefire Cheat Day & Realtors in LA

The Tim Dillon Show

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🗓️ 18 January 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Tim discusses the “ceasefire” in Gaza, the impending Tik Tok ban, his decision to bail on the inauguration, and the audacity of realtors trying to sell houses in LA after the fires.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show.
0:03.1	Are we excited about the ceasefire?
0:07.2	I am pumped about the ceasefire between Israel and Hamas.
0:14.4	It's a ceasefire, baby.
0:18.4	What happened to that?
0:20.6	What happened at the days when, like, Bruce Springsteen would write a song like that?
0:26.2	It's what I desire a ceasefire.
0:30.5	And it would be a moment.
0:34.1	I don't feel like we have enough of those today.
0:36.6	We don't have moments. We don today. We don't have moments.
0:38.3	We don't.
0:39.1	We don't have a nice moment.
0:41.0	Like a nice, you know.
0:43.6	Now, people are mad at Israel because the ceasefire starts on Sunday, officially.
0:53.0	And yesterday, I think they killed a bunch of people that were celebrating
0:56.4	the ceasefire.
0:58.4	That's what happened.
0:59.9	There was a bunch of people celebrating the ceasefire, and Israel killed them.
1:04.3	Well, listen, have you ever said, I'm starting a diet on Monday?
1:09.2	What do you do Sunday?
1:11.4	It's lasagna night.
1:14.2	So this Israel is starting a diet of no killing of the Palestinians on Sunday.
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