#4250 Hurner And Tooch
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 July 2024
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Andrew saw a surgeon, a phlebotomist, a physician's assistant and the world's most negative appointment scheduler in the past 24 hours, and he has some stories. (Or maybe just one long one.)
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| 0:00.0 | Now I made you a very special dish. It's spaghetti, but instead of meatballs, it's raisin balls. |
| 0:08.0 | They look the same, but they taste very different. You want to know what they symbolize? |
| 0:15.0 | Uh, yes. |
| 0:18.0 | So I'm the kind of gal who tries to make the best of things |
| 0:22.0 | and since meatballs will never ever exist again, |
| 0:24.8 | I said, Carol, get your hands up, |
| 0:27.0 | grab some raisins, and you smash them into a ball girl. |
| 0:31.0 | I know we're not each other soul mates parentheses meatballs but if we give it a |
| 0:37.1 | little effort perhaps we can make it work huh parentheses raising balls so we |
| 0:41.0 | might as well dig into the raising balls parentheses life we've been given |
| 0:44.3 | Mm. |
| 0:47.3 | You don't these have turned. |
| 0:53.3 | You might want to just eat around them. |
| 0:54.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.6 | TVTL. |
| 0:57.6 | For the number one show in hospitals and on sinking riverboat casinos. |
| 1:05.4 | This is about respect, this is about personal space, this is about the violation of the end. |
| 1:09.8 | Got it. |
| 1:10.8 | Here's the long and short of it. |
| 1:11.8 | Someone has been touching my karaoke machine. |
| 1:14.0 | This is Mr. T, and I want to tell you out there in radio land. |
| 1:18.0 | You better keep listening to the station. |
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