#4249 I'm Here To Believe You
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2024
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Luke has a new friend joining him in the studio today, and Andrew is jealous. Meanwhile, Andrew is planning on bringing a baseball to his doctor's appointment today. And the two of them celebrate the life and legacy of Richard Simmons.
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| 0:00.0 | You're born in Brooklyn. |
| 0:01.5 | Yeah, I was born in poverty. |
| 0:03.4 | My mother used to cash in milk bottles to help me go to the movies. |
| 0:10.8 | That's good old-fashioned poverty. |
| 0:13.0 | Those are the kind of people that I don't tend to want to even mingle with because I'm afraid they're |
| 0:18.3 | not bathing as much as you'd like. |
| 0:20.1 | Did you bathe? |
| 0:21.1 | Yeah, we did in the kitchen sink. We had a little kind of a kitchen sink tub. |
| 0:26.1 | You're often included on the list of all time great comedians. How did that happen? |
| 0:31.8 | And what have you done? |
| 0:34.0 | Are you saying that you for one don't agree with that? |
| 0:40.0 | Oh no, no, no, no. |
| 0:42.0 | What are you saying? I mean, you you're putting it in a way so that all those people |
| 0:45.9 | who thought I was funny are are silly and wrong and and you've got you got a better |
| 0:50.9 | take on you know what that no, that's called paranoia. |
| 0:55.0 | And it's coming, and you know what's caused from? |
| 0:57.0 | It's being not that clean and poor the child. |
| 1:00.0 | This has been absolutely so much fun. |
| 1:03.4 | This is the craziest fucking interview I've ever done in my life. |
| 1:08.4 | That's why they call me multi-dimensional. |
| 1:10.8 | TBTL! dimensional. T.B.T.L. |
| 1:13.7 | Well, well, here we are. |
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