425: Spoons In Our Brains | The Official Podcast

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🗓️ 8 February 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Get 10% off your entire Turtle Beach order: go to https://www.turtlebeach.com/OFFICIAL Get 20% off sitewide + 2 free Dream Pillows with a Mattress purchase at Helix: go to https://www.helixsleep.com/OFFICIAL Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man friends gather around to talk about plastics in our brain. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 425: Recorded 06/02/25 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 03:50 Plastic is in Our Brains 10:44 Is Eating a Placenta Cannibalism? 25:06 Phantom Pain 26:56 Memory Transplants 34:19 Losing Your Body Parts 37:55 Bacteria Know How to Exploit Quantum Mechanics 41:01 How to Become a Cult Leader 46:58 Religion Was the First Nuclear Deterrent 56:02 Back to Cult Talk 1:00:13 Mediums and Mentalists 1:06:42 Jackson Hates Pepsi 1:19:47 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:07.3	before isn't it like one or one or two out of a thousand men have a micropenus?
1:12.0	What the fuck?
1:12.9	What?
1:13.6	See, we've talked about microponuses before, right?
1:16.3	Yeah, it's just like blood vessels, right?
1:18.3	It's like a little tube down the middle and then just blood vessels are all around it, right?
1:22.6	Is that what a penis is?
1:23.8	Yeah, I'm going to dick Am I gonna prolapse myself
1:27.7	Trying this at the moment?
1:29.6	Like, what do I do?
1:31.6	Nothing, you suck dick.
1:32.9	I don't want to feel it.
1:34.1	I'm good.
1:35.6	Come on.
1:36.6	Like, I'm naked.
1:38.2	My balls are exposed.
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