424: Ball Torture Leads To Immortality | The Official Podcast

The Official Podcast

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4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2025

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Get 25% off your Fitbod subscription or try the app FREE for seven days: go to https://www.FITBOD.me/OFFICIAL Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man friends gather around to talk about immortality existing within the balls. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 424: Recorded 30/01/25 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:15 Cringe Lyrics in Music 12:18 The Boys Compare Rizz + Embarrassing Stories 18:46 CringeNet 22:45 How Can We Prevent Children From Accessing Porn? 43:53 X Follows ARE NOT Endorsements 47:49 Online vs. IRL Relationships 1:06:06 Stinky Backshot Air 1:09:24 The Link Between Boners and Immortality 1:21:35 Creative Ways to Ingest Miracle Poop 1:33:26 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:28.7	On the beach. You know, you know what to expect. If you're new here, my the last 423 episodes, you know what to expect.
1:11.8	If you're new here, my name is Jackson.
1:14.3	I've been here for the last 423 weeks.
1:16.8	So I was Kaya and Andrew.
1:19.1	They're my co-hosts.
1:20.2	And this is the official podcast.
1:22.5	The show that just won't stop, we will be talking about stuff.
1:26.9	Incredible stuff that's happened in the last week,
1:30.0	as well, it's just, you know, random stuff. It doesn't, because it doesn't need to be, you know,
1:35.0	the current event show, guys. We can talk about anything, anything we want. That's the
1:41.1	miracle of the internet. Yeah, so what's happening in the world? Okay, here's a topic.
1:45.4	Sure.
1:46.6	Yeah.
1:47.2	I was going to say, so before we started, I was playing some song through Spotify for
1:52.3	everybody.
1:52.9	Andrew started singing along and made a reference.
1:55.3	And I had to remind him that I don't really listen to lyrics at all or even perceive
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