426: Star Trek or Star Wars? | The Official Podcast

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🗓️ 15 February 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Get 27% off sitewide + 2 free Dream Pillows with a Mattress purchase at Helix: go to https://www.helixsleep.com/official Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man friends gather around to decide if Star Wars or Star Trek is better. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 426: Recorded 13/02/25 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:13 Obi-Wan is the Best Star Wars Character 09:27 People Are Getting Dumber (Movie Talk) 22:20 Junk Food Companies Are Fighting Back Against Ozempic 35:54 Watching Cocomelon 12 Hours Straight Challenge 46:3` Peek-a-Boo in the Olympics 48:39 Neil deGrasse Tyson, Bill Nye, & Space Exploration 55:20 r/OptimistsUnite 1:10:22 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm Bro, wouldn't it be epic if Obi-1 was in Star Trek?
0:34.2	And they were like, we must negotiate with the Klingons.
0:36.6	And Obi-1 was like whipping
0:37.6	his light-sever around.
0:40.0	Slicing them in half and shit.
0:41.9	After what?
0:42.6	Three, two, one.
0:45.1	Hello and welcome to the Jackson Won't Let Me Talk Podcast.
0:48.2	I was on a roll before the show started recording of an incredible television show idea.
0:52.9	I hit recording before we started the
0:55.0	clap sink and the editor's going to leave that shit in because it was better than anything
0:59.0	Jackson will ever say on this show. I was actually thinking, I was thinking, let's just stop
1:03.8	with the intros, huh? We've done it 450 times. People already know what the show is. We don't
1:09.9	need to, let's just start talking each week and then let them fit, like, figure it out.
1:14.0	Go. Go.
1:14.8	Obi-one's the best Star Wars character.
1:17.2	Best Star Wars character?
1:18.7	What, Obi-Wan?
1:20.2	Rank the Star Wars characters.
1:21.6	You can't.
1:22.1	Okay.
1:22.7	Darth Vader and then no one cares about anyone else.
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