I'm pulling out of my driveway.

We all know what that means.

It's time for either drive Newark.

Okay, so today, I have an interesting idea for a podcast today.

So people ask all the time, do we do public tours?

The answer is we don't.

But occasionally we get special guests and we do tours, but it's a special like case-by-case

thing. It's not the average person can't walk off the street and get a tour. We don't

public tours. But we do a special guest and I am called on often to give tours to the

building. So I realize today I can't actually take you into the building, but I can. See,

I've done the tour so many times

that I'm going to walk you virtually through. Today is a virtual tour of, um, hold on one second,

there's a car in the way, hold on, always trying to be safe here on the show. Um, okay, sorry, so today is going to be a virtual tour.

So I'm going to walk you through.

I'm going to have to describe it because normally on the tour you get to look and see.

So I'm going to walk you through a tour that we actually have through the building.

And I'll take you to all the sensitive parts that we normally can't take you to because you would see things you can't see. But luckily you can't see it, so I still can take you there.

Okay, so this is the tour as I would give the tour if I was going to all the different parts of the building.

Okay, so we would start on the first floor.

So on the first floor we have a main area, a room we call Dominaria.

So welcome, everybody.

I see you're all here in Dominaria.

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