Hello, my name is Justin the Clue and I'm here today with Will Sloan and you're also here with

my good friend Oswald. Hello, I'm Oswald. Oh, hey, Oswald. How's it going today? It's real good.

For people at home, I mean, I know that you guys are used to hearing ventriloquist dummies on the radio like Edgar Bergen used to do back in the day. And so Will is actually... Edgar Bergen, who's that? And so Will is actually holding his hand up, pretending to talk through it. And talking out of the side of his mouth. I'm not talking out of the side of my mouth. This is my friend Oswald. Oh, Oswald.

You know, I'm Oswald.

Will, you are such a handsome man. I think you need to be pleasured. Oh, Oswald. Well, I mean, you need to meet my friend too. Do, how's it going? It's me, Biff. Now, this is really important because every ventriloquist needs one kind of smart ass dummy and then needs one really dumb dummy.

Yeah. And so we got both of them. And I mean, you got the same, you got the same chemistry on this podcast, too.

You know, we're continuing forms because ventriloquism, of course, as everyone knows,

it's the art of the airwaves.

Mm-hmm.

The radio.

Yeah, that's right.

Yes.

We're going to get into it.

We're making like jokes and if people know what we're talking about.

So, yes, you need a sassy dummy.

You need a dumb dummy.

But today you also need a bunch of racist dummies. Oh, well, yes. Because the most popular ventriloquist of our time is the racist Jeff Dunham. And people ask us, oh, are you going to do Jeff Dunham? And I said no, because he hasn't really done a narrative film where he's a ventriloquist in it. If he had done a movie, we would have watched it.

We would have watched it.

But it's mostly just stand-up specials, and I'm sorry.

Yeah, we get it. But anyway, this is the ventriloquists in movies episode. Yes. And very crucially, we're not talking about movies about ventriloquist. No, so people are knocking down our doors asking us if we're doing Danny Kay's knock on wood.

And I said, no.

You know, no, Richard Attenborough's magic. Yep. No dummy starring Adrian Brody. Wait, that one about a ventriloquist dummy? I assume. I haven't seen it. You just assume because the title is dummy? No, no. Well, it does have a ventriloquist dummy in it.

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