meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4219 We Need To Stop Talking About Punctuation, Period.

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Andrew spends much of the show trying to track down an "errant colon," while Luke tries to erase his search history after googling a questionable phrase. Plus, Listener Mary schools TBTL on how to write a successful Rant and Rave for the Seattle Times. 

 

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

It's weird when you introduce somebody that you say like this is and then their name, you know like this is Frank

0:06.0

It sounds pretty normal when you think about it. This?

0:09.6

Walk up with a person and be like, hey guys, this stuff right here is Frank.

0:17.0

Excuse me, what is that?

0:22.0

This? This is Frank.

0:26.0

Oh, that's what that is. Jesus.

0:32.0

It's like when you call somebody on the phone, you know, they say hello, you have to say this is.

0:37.0

Hello? This is Dimitri. Can't be like, hello? I am Dimitri. But then if you go up to someone in person the rule

0:47.1

flips then it's the exact opposite actually you know if I walk up to you then I have to say hi, I am Dimitri. I can't walk up to you and go,

0:55.2

This is Dimitri.

0:56.5

2DGL.

1:00.0

Hello.

1:03.0

Did you say hello?

1:06.0

No, I said hello, but that's close enough.

1:08.0

Making friendly conversations like this is a big part of greeting and serving guests. By greeting the guests

1:14.9

warmly and holding brief conversations as you serve them, you say to our guests,

1:20.0

we're glad you're here. For one thing, I have no shame before another mortal.

1:26.0

All my shame is between myself and Christ.

1:28.0

I never dropped my eyes to another human being.

1:31.0

You guys think I'm some kind of wimp, but I'm not. I am tough and I'm strong and I love to splash around in chilly water.

1:38.0

You're hungry, you're confused, your face is streaked with dry tears, and you don't even remember when you

1:44.9

started crying. That's a pretty boring story. I wouldn't tell that to anyone else.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from TBTL, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of TBTL and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.