#4218 I'm Watchin' Here!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Luke found himself in the heart of the national zeitgeist while in New York City yesterday. He and Andrew also hear from a listener who has 20-years worth of regret over an interaction at the airport.

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0:00.0	How many hot dogs do you eat in a day Tim?
0:03.6	I'd rather not answer that. Thank you though. Did you eat hot dogs today?
0:09.2	Not exactly. And why are you bringing this up? Well you have mustard on your shirt and frankly your burps reek of hot dogs.
0:15.0	I had a hot dog bowl earlier today, yes I did.
0:20.0	And what is a hot dog bowl? It's like a breedable, but it's chopped up hot dogs in a big old bread bowl.
0:29.1	So like a much larger, less healthy hot dog? Can I go, I'm starving.
0:34.0	T.T.T.B.L.
0:37.0	Guess what day it is.
0:42.0	Guess what day it is! It's Friday!
0:45.0	It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!
0:49.0	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend!
0:52.0	I have no idea why I have Fred Schneider's solo album.
0:55.0	Why did I buy this funky little purchase?
0:59.0	Is that your French Schneider?
1:01.0	Yeah.
1:02.0	Why did I buy this funky little purchase?
1:05.0	We have our own friends.
1:06.0	We're the number one show in hospitals and on Sinking Riverboat Casino's.
1:10.0	Just to make sure I've gotten all the information correct, I'm going to need you to confirm a few more things.
1:15.0	I need some help, please.
1:16.0	Your name is Eric.
1:18.0	Target. Is this correct?
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