421 - Snakes on a Plane
The Horror Virgin
The Horror Virgin
4.5 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
“I can’t believe I’m about to say this. It’s a genius plan.”
This week’s scariest movie is... Snakes on a Plane. This film has everything: Mouth razors, reheated snake leftovers, and a sequel pitch that’s destined to make some $$$. If you love Samuel L. Jackson heroics, deeply stupid criminal logistics, and a movie that fully understands its own title is the whole pitch, this episode’s for you!
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| 0:00.0 | This episode brought to you by the following patrons |
| 0:02.3 | Heather, Min, Jason, Madeline, Laura, Jeremy with the laser eyes |
| 0:06.1 | Ali, Kristen, and Tia. |
| 0:07.9 | And all the patrons want you to know your love, do your listens to when you're a valuable |
| 0:10.8 | member of this awesome horror virgin community? |
| 0:13.3 | And if you want to hang out with us, do some in the Facebook group |
| 0:15.5 | Discord server or subreddit where we'll be hanging out talking about our |
| 0:18.8 | favorite snakes and our favorite planes daily. |
| 0:21.3 | Smooth cerebellum. |
| 0:24.1 | Smooth brainy lobes. |
| 0:27.4 | A brain is smooth. |
| 0:28.6 | Because it's just like the ocean under the moon. |
| 0:32.1 | Well, no, you can't go from Sanada. |
| 0:34.2 | I guess that's technically Carlos Santana. |
| 0:36.5 | Yes. |
| 0:36.7 | But it's not him singing clearly. |
| 0:38.6 | It's the same as the smoothness of my brainy lobes. |
| 0:44.6 | We're just like writing smooth brain parody songs now because that's what we're living |
| 0:48.6 | in this whole book? |
| 0:51.2 | That's all I can do. |
| 0:53.0 | That's all I can do That's all I can do |
| 0:54.5 | I mean that song is called smooth |
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