This episode brought to you by the following patrons, Heather, Min, Jason, Madeline, Laura, Jeremy with a laser eyes, Allie, Kristen, and Tia. And all the patrons want you to know you're loved, your listens to, and you're a valuable member of this awesome horror virgin community. And if you want to hang out with us, do so in the Facebook group, Discord server, or subreddit. Well, we'll be talking about our favorite critters daily. So page, in all my free time that I've had, I am starting to write the world's worst

novel. I mean, it can't be that bad. There was that novel that leaked on Instagram with that

chicken nugget that was just like, fuck it all the sauces.

Shit, it leaked!

I just want you to know that I took a sabbatical,

but it's all been one big factor out.

Thank you for tuning into Horror Virgin.

I'm Paige.

I'm Mikey.

And I'm your Horror Virgin, Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys make me watch them.

And this week, because it's smooth brain cinema month and honestly, because we have Mikey back for an episode, he made us do careers.

So, Mikey, how you been, buddy?

I'm doing really well.

Doing really well here.

I work is good.

I lost 50 pounds.

I've been in a relationship for a while.

It's all going.

It's all going according to plan.

Yeah, I stepped away with intention and I, you know, I'd like to prove to you all that I did do some of the things I was talking about. So I feel, you know. Some of the things. I mean, I think you've been doing all of the things you talked about doing. Yeah, I've been trying to. You hate your KPI's. Yeah. I'm back here for my yearly goal review, you know. Well, you have received a meets expectations, so you will be getting 100% of your bonus attainment goals.

Nice.

Nice.

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